Teacher asks you to read out loud.
You don’t even know the page they’re on
What book are we reading ?!
WHAT FUCKING CLASS IS THIS?!
ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT. ABORT MISSION.
- friend: there's nothing worse than death
- me: final seasons
- me: post-concert depression
- me: when there's no food
- me: fictional characters dying
- me: hipsters blogs
- me: your crush asks someone else out
- me: no wi-fi
- friend:
- me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
